Awesome hair for her seems to be a thinning and receding hairline, judging from the photos.

"But I wanna say that my wife has dated broke black dudes. It got nothing to do with the money."

A presidential edition of Shade Court would be the greatest Christmas gift ever. Just FYI.

"The vagina is a place where gross things happen..."

I just think Terry Crews is the most delightful person, and that opinion is compounded every time I watch him in an interview. I even love the way they initially cast him in Brooklyn 99, which is as a sergeant who has to stop working in the field for a while because he gets panic attacks at the thought of dying and…

Alright, guys. It's been translated for you by one of your own, so no more excuses and no more "I don't get it." Time to get with the program, or Terry C. will come pec-flex you into oblivion.

I'm white* and I fully support this product.

That's the exact same moment, I went "You don't know if the rescue has worked yet, maybe you shouldn't say anything".

Mind you don't pull a muscle, jumping to all those conclusions.

I wasn't aware Adobe had a new products called muscles...going to have to check that out.

I need to know why the Chicago dog is heading an article on things customers aren't supposed to eat. Because I will defend the Chicago dog as long as I live/can haunt the earth with my spirit.

Ms. Kara Brown, Supreme Court Justice on the Supreme Court of Shade, looks to be about 6 in her pic. And she is throwing some fabulous shade. Tell you daughter to step it up.

I'm the hero that the anonymous commentariat of a feminist website needs, but not the one it deserves.

No need to be scared! The behavior I mentioned is asshole-ish behavior and I call it out every time. He's gotten much better and genuinely is a good guy, trust.

Sounds like your husband is an asshole (sometimes).

Tell me about it! Was just discussing the power of a good sex game last night in another thread. Sadly though, just as many women will tolerate the other flavor of bullshit that's a bad, selfish or neglectful lay, so men don't even have to up their games out of fear because women will still absorb the blame for it…

I think this might be right. I had never heard these accusations until I saw them on Jezebel a year or two ago. I think people just weren't widely aware of them, but now all it takes is a quick retweet for people to at least have to acknowledge that this is something people are saying, if not to believe it.

Yeah, this is wrong. I discovered it in 1985 when my friend Eddie pointed it out to me on the street one day. Come to think of it, he must have discovered it some time after 1492 himself!

There are a ton of awesome creole names in NOLA.