"My friends say that I look peaceful"...

She was a 22-year-old intern. He was the Leader of the Free World. There's a power dynamic there that made her vulnerable and him culpable.

Considering that she's kept a relatively low profile up until recently, I would imagine she didn't want the media attention she got and she's trying to use her platform now for something meaningful.

"Hell Motherfucker Yeah" (subtitle: I'd Read That Shit) sounds like an excellent name for a women's mag.

I'm sorry - but there is zero difference between shaking a can of pepsi and murdering someone. They are both responses to someone annoying you right? Ergo, they are the same.

"My plan to get rid of Amanda is working."

When winter comes in summer,
When there's no more forever,
That's when I'll stop loving Kitchenette

Luckily, as a feminist I doubt any cannibals would want to eat me at all, what with being so bitter.

RABBLE RABBLE pumpkin spice RABBLE something something RABBLE RABBLE.

I would totally drink a CBL.

"It's good to see all you young people, interested in the fashion industry, which is a billion dollar contributor to our economy. I see Anna Wintour, editor-in-chief of "Vogue" magazine out among you so, I will only add this: Gucci, Gucci, Fendi, Fendi, Prada. Basic bitches wear that shit so, I don't even bother."

"Jessica's photo spread was child pornography...and trust me I know my child pornography!"

so does Blake Lively

I was really hoping that the sentence would read,

Never mind his damn body Trainer Guy!! It's his voice. That fucking voice that gives the tingles. Dammit, he has to know that his talent is what the fans love. The music, the lyrics, the voice. You don't have to be a psychical sex god to sell the album. You can be Luther Vandross, you can be Barry White, you can be…

Holy shit, she's 33 years old?! Wow. She doesn't look a day over 2. Good for her.

I understand asking the question. It doesn't make her stupid that she asks the question. It makes her stupid that she doesn't listen to the fucking answer.

So would you call this a Rimergency?

I like the part where Kinja always picks the troll getting in an Internet Slapfight with everybody as the most popular thread, because that's the one with all the replies. So all we ever see in the comments section unless we click through to "Show All" is everybody yelling at That One Asshole.

Yeah, but you have to worry about polar bears and the potential for a Ford-family-zombie-apocalypse. Plus, there's so little traffic. And all of that delicious, delicious poutine...