I sincerely hope she can get her life back or at least her name from being the punchline to a joke or a way to describe oral sex. My heart sincerely aches for her. I hope she can use this as a way to reclaim her identity.

I love the phrase "liverspotted claw". Excellent.

"Don't feel guilty for saying no to a Nice Man. If he doesn't respect your desire to be left alone, he is not really Nice, anyway."

It's basic big chain fare and some times, that's all you need. HOWEVER, I haven't eaten there in years because it's not worth standing in line for. I've had people tell me they've waited for 2 hours to eat there and THAT is what I cannot fathom.

I agree. Two sides to every story. IJS... let's hear this woman out.

I also was fed the only way is the natural way. Turns out my uterus is tilted so the route between it and my vag was misaligned. So my first baby was essentially stuck midway and unable to descend. When they told me I had to have a C-section, I busted out crying, saying I was sorry, bc I felt like a huge failure. I'll…

I see what you did there. Excellent.

That baby has arms like the Michelin Tire Man! I want to eat that baby!

What makes me sad is if this guy was old enough to fly to Vegas, with a woman who he was probably making secks with, and with money to pay for said transportation, hotel, etc... it sounds like it was the first time he had ever ordered eggs. And 25 is too old for that to be the first time. And then because I have to…

thank you for debunking. Even though the truth hurts, it's better than living a lie.

Road trip?

I feel some type of way about this. Sad mostly.

In my waitron days, we always threatened to do horrible stuff but never did. I think the absolute worst thing I ever saw done was someones bread was dropped to the ground, picked up, dusted off, and put back in the basket. But this was only after the customers at the table had done some really heinous stuff (called…

OMG, how can people be so horrible to a CHILD? WITH OBVIOUS DISABILITIES??? What in the entire fuck is wrong with people? I'm glad they got crop dusted but true vengeance should be that's all they can smell for the rest of their horrible lives.

dead. I just died.

You win. Jesus H. Christ, you win.

My dog likes to chew the crotch out of my underwear. And eat my pantyliners. I'm pretty good at keeping them inaccessible but every once in a while, I'll roll up on her and catch her in the act and she has absolutely no shame about it. I'm still not sure whether to be offended (my snatch smells like dog treats?) or…

I always suspected my mom had whorish ways until she met my dad and he let her pretend to be very middle class. Her main focus was always squicking me out by giving me the facts of how babies are made and how birth control should be used. Thinking back, I guess it helped because I was always hyper-vigilant about birth…

My 2 year old's name is Troy but he was named after Troy Polumalu bc Football and MrRedggrrrllll.

Use it with my blessing.