I need an answer to this as well. I would like to think of myself as a bit of a dick connoisseur and the idea of a lobster tail shaped penis is really scary. Ditto for candy bars that are flat on the bottom and vegetable tempura. Based on this list, I have had a very lucky life.

I would say the opposite happens.

"They were surrounded by family and friends, including the athlete's elder two sons and nephew."

That was my first thought as well. Shop at Costco where they don't demand their suppliers do things like cut corners and lock their employees in the factories to meet unrealistic quotas so they can sell cheap, cheap, cheap.

Maybe they had so much in their mouth and face, it backwashed into the tea. I've seen this. People are unable to eat things with ranch without getting it all over their mouth, chin, hands, and face.

I think it's the American way now... just cover it in some sauce and swear it's delicious. It's almost impossible to eat out and not get something that comes slathered in a creamy sauce.

My mom carries around a jar of mayo. I hate mayo just as much as I hate ranch.

Ranch abuse is real. It's disgusting. I used to hate to walk up to a customer and it would be all over their mouth and face while they were asking for "more ranch, please." I actually went out on a date with a guy one time who poured so much ranch all over his salad, the lettuce actually floated. Also, that was the…

Summer Rain... like the douche flavor?

Also, Jason Ritter (Swoon!) as anything. And my biracial pride swole up when I saw Lisa Bonet as Mammy Pleasant as narrated by Artemis from It's Always Sunny. DAMMIT, I need to rewatch ALL these!

See how you do?!?

You are my new BFF bc when I mention Drunk History, people either have no idea what I am talking about or lie, and say they don't watch it. Jerks.

yes. all that. ALL of it. It's like watching a baby cow standing in its own afterbirth, trying to take its first steps.

I agree, there are other story lines but still. Zooey is probably a nice person but I find her hard to watch. I originally watched the show bc I thought DW Jr would be on all the shows and didn't realize that he was on the pilot only (at least at that time). When he was brought back in, I still couldn't bring myself…

Me too, and it would have to be that specific. Otherwise, I will continue to refrain, even though I love DW Jr but even he isn't enough to make me want to watch that show.

Yeah, don't change a shit diaper inside a restaurant dining area. I've got 3 kids and when needed, I take the kid outside to change their shitty diaper (I'm on my last kid, potty training, which is its own horror, is on the horizon). Also, I take them outside if they start screaming bloody murder for nonsensical…

I live in NC and both Dunkin Donuts and McDonalds sugar and cream your coffee for you. Everywhere else, you do it yourself and honestly, I prefer it that way, because no 2 people do it the same.

I don't watch the Bachelorette but that whiny dude reminds me of a caricature of what men think women act like after one night of sex. Clingy, crying, and superimposing feelings that were never there.

that makes me feel better... much much much better. thank you!

Need info on if we get to see boy boy kissy kissy and if the Keira role is "based on a composite of women", as they usually are bc it makes no sense to give credence to actual individual women of merit.