I think in this case at least we can rule that out.

Sheetcake 4 life

I dunno if you've tasted one of these fancy schmancy modelled cakes but they're usually very underwhelming.

Feel free to go get eaten by a lion or whatever then.

A dog's life is not more important than the safety of the humans it encounters.

This man did not kill those women because he had blue balls. This man killed those women because he was a fucked up hateful little psychopath with deep rooted misogyny - maybe if he had solicited sex workers a few of them would have gone missing from the streets in a couple of years.

Being a virgin after 18 is not weird or an indicator that the person is a shit stain, I've known a lot of lovely guys and girls who romantically have been late bloomers. What is weird and creepy is basing your entire world view on it and letting your mind fester in these toxic online communities.

I once had to take my trousers down behind some sand dunes while walking the dog due to the after effects of an amateurish attempt at full pube removal so I think we should give this poor, innocent, itchy young man a chance.

Um. Well I guess I'm no longer desperate to look like the girls in fashion spreads any more??

Thanks for the life advice and the delightfully irreverent look at pop culture (I can't believe you went there with Katy Perry! You wicked boy!) but something tells me that despite the fact that myself and other young men and women can use this intonation at our discretion - we are, I dare say, taken more seriously…

Considering that I use both for different functions in casual speech I like totally would, bro.

Reading your comments tends to have a similar effect I find.

Your rigid brain is unrelated to you immigrant status, I am not American or Canadian.

If you have such trouble understanding something so commonly used the minor brain damage may be on your end, friendo.

Shit this may be the best offer I ever get, I'd best not refuse.

"Back where I'm from" is another version of "Back in my day" except that it's easier to slip past people.

Thank christ social etiquette is not set by the armed forces.

Because it's associated with young women, and anything associated with young women is inferior.

Fuck off olds, you can pry like from my cold dead hands only if you can stop fingering yourselves about how superior you are.

They all have female mothers too, which is a fact that some of them think is notable enough to warrant a mention in debate.