Oh Americans.

You bunch of wussies, it builds character!

I have no real problem with the models involved in these ads. But they are not running the company, or cultivating the brand, or creating the adverts. They are the subjects, not the perpetrators, of the male gaze.

I mean I don't understand why people would go to a restaurant for this. Surely making it at home is cheaper and less effort??

Porn is to wank off to, so it is fine to sexually objectify the women in it.

Wait woah woah woah hold it. Chris Pratt isn't an adorable soft man puppy any more? He's a big buff hunk??

It sounds pretty great, just bought some online. Cheers jezzies!

I've always been a fan of these models:

How I currently feel while browsing all the comments tbh.

Well that all sounds a little too erotically sophisticated for redfarex and her boring old fud.

Unless you have some sort of lovecraftian horror lurking in your pants I dare say most would compare you favourably to these things. You are better than a silicone dog cock, my friend.

It's just so.... pointy. I always think anything not completely blunt has the potential to prod the ol' cervix unpleasantly -but what the fuck do I know, I own a single demure bullet vibe (non scorpion)

I once turned down 350 quid to do some softcore foot porn (fully clothed stepping on cakes and a pie and what have you) when I was 18, and now I would bite the hand off the guy if he offered because £350 is not to be sniffed at.

Recommending because your username might as well be a mirror.

I met the bugle a couple of years ago at the stand (as well as Helen Zaltzman and Martin the Sound Man!! !! !!!!!!!! !) and it remains the high point of my life to date.

Notes printed by the Bank of England, not "British Money"

Totally. Masturbation isn't shameful but it is, y'know, private.

I was actually responding to the tone of the article.

Woah.

I do of course agree with you that it is in one's best interest to be open and honest in bed, but I don't think those women that do fake orgasms to give themselves an easier ride (har) in the short term have any responsibility to the rest of us not to - which was suggested in the article.