help me
Oh man I thought I was being really clever by always opening an incognito window before typing "why can't I stop pooping???" into google
I'm meant to be waiting until Friday so I can watch it with the BF but I don't know if I can hold out much longer. It's like he's left half a mars bar in my fridge and I just want to scraffle it into my chops.
the study lists four: gratings/lattices/honeycombs/checkerboards, tunnels/cones, cobwebs, and spirals — that constantly reoccured, even in disconnected geographic regions
Well you appear to be the world's first talking bag of dog shit so I guess this is a pretty crazy day for both of us.
I don't care whether you believe me or not. I have gone out of my way my entire life to be decent to people, but if you would like to continue to believe that sexually promiscuous women are fundamentally evil then I'm not particularly interested being your friend anyway so kindly continue to avoid us thanks xxx
Well howdily doodily. I'm currently in a long term relationship, but I used to be quite promiscuous and was gossiped about a lot by judgemental pieces of shit like you so hopefully I can help you out with some stories of evil whore-crime and let you know some of the sorrow my poison vagina has wrought upon this world.…
I think it looks quite nice! Makes me smile. Wish I had a cute lil perky butt to peep out at the world.
On the plus side no one sits next to the scowling bitch on the bus. Yay!
My butthole has taste receptors? Oh great thanks a lot now that thought is going to pop into my head every time I poop.
Haha that is an impressive level of over thinking things. I like your style.
Oh hell I'm sure that's true. I guess apart from smiling at old ladies on the street and using local shops I don't really engage much with the neighbours which is why I find it an acceptable place to live. I bet I would feel differently if I didn't look like a sunday school teacher though. Might shave part of my hair…
It's not so bad! I'm renting here until september when I'll get somewhere cheaper, but mostly people just ignore each other like everywhere else.
Jezebel Edinburgh massive, I love it. We should totally put on victorian mourning gowns and go track this guy down and glare at him judgementally, tutting whenever he does something uncouth. It is the Morningside way!
Ten recommendations and I'm still in the grey? What, do I stink or something??
Well how on earth are we going to test it if we don't, you know, do it?
Natural selection is just the propagation of successful genetic material and the elimination of unsuccessful genetic material with no regard for the individual, it's no benevolent force that should be respected - all of medicine has been struggling against the process for thousands of years. As a species we are…