Yeah I worship Adele and fucking hate modcloth. I think it's mostly because the quality and sizing on their clothes varies so widely. Makes it difficult for any of us that don't have "standard" body proportions to pick anything out.

Everyone from the mirror universe is the absolute worst, except for miles o'smiles.

That first one is actually pretty great.

meow meow purr benjamin these certainley are very sensual schematics for a cloaking device please rub them all over me while i peg this terran.

Except when mirror universe Kira acted like a sexy cat the whole time. That was laaame.

He's right all those big plots and complicated characters get muddled up in my silly little head! I much prefer watching the abstract shapes and colours on the baby channel. My husband puts them on for me before he goes to work because I can't work the remote.

I follow the television hair and makeup philosophy of always being fully made up, even while giving birth or being in a coma.

she has no hope if she's this sloppy

I think we should just smear it on anyway because we are very glamorous.

Do... do you smear this on your vagina? Genuinely confused.

I just don't get why so many cultures have been squeamish about reproduction throughout history. It's one of the nicest things we do as a species! Why the heck would you want to cover it up?

Yeah I am super greedy when sober, and so when I smoke I transform into nibbler from futurama. Last week while stoned we ordered about £70 worth of pizza and wings and between the two of us ate it all in under an hour. I still don't understand how we physically managed it.

My boyfriend uses these all the time instead of actual swears because he is a turbo nerd.

Oh btw Stephen Fry thinks you're all mad, silly, prissy people.

That is because you have class.

Swearing is big and clever and makes you look cool suck it dorks!

Yeah good point. God it would be really, really nice to believe that someone like Josef Mengele was writhing in hell.

I have this theory that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a Chinese man.

Yeah but then I'm pretty sure we'd go to hell too for going outside while on our periods or whatever the fuck.

The religion is still the definition of patriarchal bullshit though, same as the other two abrahamic religions. No one is ever going to convince me that Christianity, Judaism or Islam are actually groovy and feminist.