This is usually for those who have undergone mastectomies, right? I'm not a fan of any beauty standard that makes people feel like shit for no good reason, but sprucing up your nipples seems fairly softcore compared to all the labiaplastys and jaw reshapings and whatnot.

Shit my areolas are so light it looks like I don't even have them. I didn't even know I was supposed to be embarrassed by them! Like 7 people have seen my boob oh no the shame!!!

We should party.

fuck off winston

both kinds of butter - moocow and peanut

...where the fuck is toast? WHERE THE FUCK IS TOAST LAURA??

"This is getting a little deep, but I believe they tap into our American cultural tendency toward selfishness and emotional isolation," she typed to me via Gchat. "Like, what other culture needs a kind of cake that is literally impossible to share if you even try it just disintegrates into crumbs and sadness?"

It means dark, but I think to a lot of people it also implies rugged and masculine.

Eeehehhee I love how they totally couldn't handle the fact that that lady writ superbass.

Greatest reaction gif of all time

URGH it sounds dreadful.

Uh, no?

They're also all up the shitter financially. COINCIDENCE?? I think not!!

Christ that picture is making me want like 100 burgers

Oh man I wish I could solve my life problems with gymnastics.

Oh fuck off dove I don't need to feel beautiful to feel worthwhile, I just need to be valued for something other than what I look like.

I just told her that I posted her lube comment on jezebel and she is now really annoyed at me. Sorry mum! (not even remotely sorry)

Well that just sounds unsavoury

i will never forget u ;_;

You say that, but whenever Daenerys is on screen now she tends to yell at the telly "Burn the bastards with your dragons girl!!" She thinks it's the perfect solution to everything.