I could easily spend half a million on clothes. Easily. Wouldn't even break a sweat. It's a good job my bank balance is rarely more than £100.

That's probably how it is usually goes down these days. It's in everyone's best interest.

Just glanced at the bottle of the colour I have on just now

where am i

I'm always fairly confused.

It's another way to create an illusion of exclusivity.

Lambs are pretty cute. Like, if I gave birth to lamb I probably wouldn't even be mad.

The crushing disappointment of receiving an inflatable sex doll is just punishment for ordering an inflatable sex doll.

And you sound like an insufferable twat.

Sure you do.

Alright, lilrockdiva, I didn't realise I was going toe to toe with one of the greatest minds of our time.

There is some smart television and some stupid books.

I fully embrace this new reality

For real.

They always remind me of miss congeniality which is A-ok in my book.

She totally looks like Clarice Starling right? Right? That's not just me.

Anyone know how common the allergic reaction is amongst the population?

I don't think we are heading in the wrong direction at all.

I've got one friend wanting to go to alton towers and get high and another wanting to rent a boat and get drunk so I'm good

Perfume ads are idiotic.