I think that's exactly it.

I just pissed myself a little bit.

That meat is going to be tubular.

I know, and it is silly. But I've been spending a lot of time around people who are expressing genuine anger and grief about the director chosen for the new star wars films. I think it's just A Thing People Do.

I don't think people are being entirely serious about it.

Haha. Beehives, alligators mouths etc.

pst this happens to vaginas too shhhh it is a secret

I had a dream once that I was a shetland pony and then got married to another shetland pony but the cake was POISON and everyone at the wedding died. I think we're probably alright.

Pff, if you figure out multiple orgasms in a day you deserve to keep it.

NO DEAL CHUMP

ok i'm out this has gotten TOO REAL.

Yes work attitudes are stored in the glans.

Kinky.

tbh i wouldn't mind knowing what it felt like to be on the other end of one. Anyone feel like lending me their cock for a day? I'll give it back in good condition I promise.

You'll sometimes find some extremely good stuff in antique shops as well, and can haggle it down if you're lucky.

All my fur is from charity shops. I have enough of it to walk around my flat pretending to be Jon Snow, all for less than fifty quid. Still smells like old lady perfume too <3

And rightly so. You should also come round and watch strictly ballroom and moulin rouge with me. Wear something with feathers.

Hell no! I love a bit of camp.

Wait wait wait. Romeo + Juliet is considered great contemporary shakespeare? There was me thinking it was another one of Luhrmann's glittery farts.

If you can't tell the difference by feel, well I don't know what to say.