Look at the calendar. Re-read post.

" Pumpkin spice is the name for a combination of spices used to make pumpkin taste horrible"

Am I the only one who noticed that this article is completely made up? Raymond Chen wrote that it is all about the TASK MANAGER. Ctrl-Alt-Del gets you to a task managing screen. It has absolutely nothing to do with the Bluescreen of death. It just happens to look alike because of its white letters on a blue…

Pfft. The "This Windows application has stopped responding to the system." is not the real BSOD.

Say you, like many people, excitedly signed up for a recurring $4.99 a month payment to gain access to EA's new subscription service for the Xbox One, only to be underwhelmed by the meager early offerings.

I guess you missed the third guy in the middle.

Neither one of these are worth a shit. I can see these guys plain as day. Back to the drawing board!

Nintendo, you're doing multiplatform wrong.

Depends.

First the planes falling off the sky on weekly basis, then extincted plague returns, now the river runs red... Great scott, the conservatives were right, gays and weed is bring on the apocalypse.

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH CAPS OR SWEAR WORDS IN THE MOTHER FUCKING WORLD TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I FUCKING WANT YAKUZA 5 TO COME OUT TO THE FUCKING WEST. FUCK.

I still don't understand why split comparisons of two different aspects of a single image exist.

But if it's electric we won't be able to hear those assclowns coming from 90 miles away. Oh wait, that would be awesome.

Someone got paid a lot of money to uncheck this box:

If that's patentable then I humbly submit the following patent:

HE'S A WITCH! BURN HIM!

But I said that I usually end up enjoying the games. It still looks like a decent platformer, even though not living up to it's predecessors. I wouldn't buy a game just because I want to support Nintendo.

Seems a little silly to give it a "NO" when most of us don't have the luxury of having access to the original on 3DS. Yet another example of why this review system needs to die in a fire.

There are only 2 types of Android users...annoying hipster fanboys and......and.....ahem...there is only one type of Android user.