James Buchanan? Whose Presidency preceeded the Civil War?

I mean, we don’t have the House or the Senate. We don’t have the Presidency and we won’t have the Supreme Court for...decades maybe. We are truly fucked.

“Why can’t we just use nukes?”

My dad just posted on my fb wall, cheer up, have a good day at work (I live in England so it’s morning for me), life will go on <3

To CNN for hiring those fucktit douchebag racist fuckfaces to defend Trump:

I was going to write a long thing but I drank my sorrows away. I’m so ashamed. Me and my family are fucked. This wasn’t just about red vs blue, real shit was on the line. I’ve never felt so hopeless.

To the 55M who thought Trump was a good idea...

Support thread for anyone who is FUCK YOU EVERYONE fuck you FUCK you fuckity fuckity fucckkkkkkkk shit ass tits shit ass dick fuck FUCK...right now.

8 years ago I would’ve said we are making real progress

Well in fairness, didn’t he say that when a woman hits 35, it’s time to “check out”? There are no words anymore that can adequately describe this walking piece of orange feces.

Like frogspawn buzzing with a gentle electric current, I reckon.

My country is that of Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson. I make no judgement. I feel your pain, my US friends! 

Because he is desperately hoping that Bernie Sanders voters like me are going to go “oh, I guess I’ll vote for Trump now durrr” which is NOT fucking happening. I will be wearing my Bernie shirt, but I will HAPPILY be casting my vote for Madam President.

I’m not even American but I stayed up to watch the debate (it’s 3:47 AM here, thank God I don’t have work today) and that was one of many lines that made me laugh out loud. ‘Just like we went after Bin Laden... while you were doing Celebrity Apprentice’ made me do a very loud honking laugh.

I’m fucking dying here. Is anyone else fucking dead? WHY DOES HE LOVE SAYING BERNIE SANDERS SAID SHE HAS BAD JUDGEMENT? He loves saying that shit. She keeps burning him. She’s basically set him on fire with her burns. Gawd help us all that we have to listen to this yuge, bloated asshole.

My wife and I recently lost our twin boys, Anton and Colin, at 20 weeks gestation. They were handsome, they were healthy, but my wife had an unforeseen and undiagnosed incompetent cervix despite being on bedrest for most of the 20 weeks, and we were advised that we need to deliver or we would lose three lives instead…

Who is watching live coverage of this?? Jerry Falwell Jr was just in CNN defending Trump and it looked like Erin Burnett was gonna have a stroke. I am literally shoving buckets of popcorn in my mouth watching this shit unfold.

If it is possible/real Mark Cuban will absolutely make this investment. I have never seen someone get so much glee out of the demise of Trump except maybe Hillary.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

I doubt that the jump in the nowcast is at related to “pussygate” or even anything that’s happen since the VP debate. The nowcast is volatile, but not so volatile that it can take into account polls that have yet to be published or even put in the field.