That would require actually having friends.

Would it be possible to have a buddy film you so the viewer can enjoy the content and not be made nauseous by such amateurish sloppy self-videoing hmmm?

+10—-I was thinkin’ along those lines in my comment. Totally that.

Soon After

I feel like I’m a million miles away; Sittin’ on some driftwood, on a windy bay. On a windy bay ! R.I.P. Rory !! Way too soon—-But never forgotten !!

+10 for a Dr. Strangelove/Slim Pickens bonus referenced comment here ppl!

A decent selfie-stick could’ve easily prevented this wanton destruction, too! Way.

Suzy CreamCheeze is my Cheezey Prune Princess !!

What thumbs ? (Came for the Daily $kaycog-pic. Was NOT disappointed!)

Congratulations, Mr. RazorGP, on COTD! My award to you is a Saleen Mustang which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gets her thumbs unstuck.

When will they come out w/ the Coffee & Cars (VERY!) Limited Edition ?

63) Putty Patrollers: The gobbling clay foot soldiers of Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd. Fondly remembered by all.

All I know is that my cursive (when I choose to use it) looks like fine calligraphy in comparison to what I just saw.

Wait, is she alleging that Twitter is somehow involved in a conspiracy against Stephen Avery? Because, ummmm. No.

27? Fuck. Pre-frontal cortex AND amygdala consumed by CTE? Just fuck.

Most surprising part of the headline.

Obama has less than a year into office and he is entering the, “I don’t care. I am not getting re-elected. I am going to do what I want!” phase that all presidents enter during their last year in office.

What about Brendan? I think he got the shittiest end of the stick and should also be getting some free legal counsel.

I hate Sean penn’s stupid fucking face.

Don’t listen to this person. Those China Ebay tablets are FREAKING GARBAGE.