I care because I think about all the bad sex those poor girls must be having. There’s simply no way a 40 year old guy who only dates women under 25 is any good in bed.

Now that we’re down to only one Italian American, Ivy League educated, Catholic, conservative man from Mercer County, New Jersey practically anyone looks diverse.

Bill really, really does not want being the first First Lad to be his legacy.

That video is painfully wholesome.

I gave up on looking at notifications hours ago. Should have kept my fucking mouth shut.

This entire election cycle is proving the multi-dimensionality of the political spectrum. “Left and right” have been—and will continue to be—insufficient at explaining Bill Clinton’s successes in politics. It is a success that results from an intersectional understanding of how social progress and the economic Third…

I truly dislike Bill Clinton. I don’t hold him against Hillary because she is not her husband, but man do I really dislike that man. And I hate the fact that we are losing Michelle Obama to him. It just isn’t fair :(

HE TOLD TED KENNEDY BARACK OBAMA SHOULD BE “FETCHING THEIR COFFEE”

“when confronted with BLM protestors, i find its prudent to gently remind them that africa, too, has problems”

I can’t with him anymore...remember when we thought he was so well spoken and suave in the 90's?

i pray for the state of your notifications in about 10 minutes

Bill...just..sigh..

Let’s say, in theory, Bill Clinton secretly, in his heart, did not want Hillary to become President.

Would he be doing differently on the campaign trail?

everyone has gone insane and nothing is real

yeah, it’s almost like it’s not even worth it to comment. because most 40+ hillary supporters on my facebook feed seem to think that the comment sections on the internet are realistic representations of people. it’s like they’ve never been on the internet before.

oh look someone made a visual representation of every soon to be comment thread here

but what does that mean in this context?! i’ve seen lots of urban girls use that and i’m so confused.

My thoughts on Slate’s analysis: