I can’t imagine being so soft and malleable that I would have to internalize every stupid thing a stupid person says about me. My parents fucked up a lot of things but they definitely helped create my resolve that what idiots say have nothing to do with me. Idiots are going to idiot. I have a co-worker who all week…

She’s not in his movies anymore though since their divorce. Huge bummer.

she drinks a lot. She’s a mess. She drinks a lot. She’s a mess. she drinks a lot. She’s a mess. She drinks a lot. She’s a mess.she drinks a lot. She’s a mess. She drinks a lot. She’s a mess.she drinks a lot. She’s a mess. She drinks a lot. She’s a mess.she drinks a lot. She’s a mess. She drinks a lot. She’s a mess.she…

Julie Bowen WHAT?! How do I know if I can keep adoring her??

Liberace would have died of envy.

yes. I once had the...occasion to go to Ira Rennert’s home - OMG, it was like a cheese factory. Gilded to within an inch of its Trumpian existence.

Pitt who so boringly seems to possess little to no personality aside from those he gleans off the women he’s with (see: Juliette Lewis/Rocker guy, Gwen Paltrow/Ralph Lauren guy, Jen Aniston/Beachy surfer guy) - he’s an attractive but empty vessel - boring).

this past winter I was walking my brand new puppy and a very cute little girl started booking towards us while her parents were picking their Christmas tree. The mom rushed over to make sure the little girl/puppy combo was working and I thought, wow that’s a gorgeous mom. Then I looked up and realized the father was…

the PedEgg is fucking amazing, I can’t recommend it enough.

Right? Holy shit she’s such a fucking handful.

I feel like that was sarcasm/tongue in cheek given that it often comes up when the story is flipped (ie: Trayvon Martin’s alleged pot smoking being referenced after Fuckface Zimmerman murdered him).

your wording is exquisite.

and if OJ hadn’t committed another (non-blonde white lady) crime he’d still be free as a bird.

I always wondered why they dress like they’re headed to a party.

well, we build a time machine for starters...

I dunno... we walked away from dead, blonde, white Nicole Simpson with ease.

John Ramsey is going to have to be deposed, right? That should be something.

Scientology was out of their collective minds trying to mess with a guidette from Brooklyn. I love Leah, love love love.

I watched it over the weekend, I was surprisingly entertained, I had no idea Blake Lively could actually act - no idea whatsoever.

I have no idea! My best guess is that Trump mentions it incessantly and Hillary keeps trying to subdue the stories which makes her look very chill on it?