The fencing response is always horrifying for me to watch. It makes me nauseous knowing that a guy’s brain got smashed so hard against his skull that the wiring that normally tells his limbs what to do just went haywire.

On the plus side, Trump eats so much McDonald’s that, if a worker wants to get revenge by shitting in a Big Mac, there’s a realistic chance he’ll actually eat it.

Close.

Former F&I guy here: protect yourself from this nonsense by having your own financing in-hand before casting a shadow on a dealer lot. If you are unable to get your own financing due to credit issues, the universe is screaming at you to not buy a car.

Wait...are you SERIOUSLY suggesting that car dealers do shady shit to make a quick buck?

Starred for extreme and blatant nerdity. I wish I had that level of attention to detail.

You have a basic misunderstanding of how insurance works. AAA makes more money the fewer claims you make. You also somehow seem to think that Bacon’s blog post contradicts AAA’s findings when it actually has exactly the same conclusion. It might make more sense to you if you realized Bacon uses “required” and…

No; you sound like a journalist. Thanks for the article and I appreciate your work generally. Both the fanciful and this stuff.

“ if you ask the submarine commander how deep will the submarine go?,” he told me. “They don’t really know”

He’s black.

The tensile strength of his scrotum will decide that.

That’s because the jokes aren’t inspired by the need to communicate and connect, like those of actual good comedians. They’re inspired by the need to troll their imagined enemies.

This is about Alabama guys, the black vote carried the night and Trump blames her because they are all friends of hers and she couldn’t get them to vote for him.

The guy clearly knows what he’s talking about. I’ve lived in Chicago for a couple years and, I gotta tell ya, the murder rate has really gone down. I’ve only been murdered 33 times this year!

One tip I have used (to varying degrees) and often recommend is this: You don’t HAVE to wait to the end of the month to pay your credit card bill in one lump sum. If you’re concerned about spending money you don’t have, then pay off your balance weekly, or at the end of the day if you’ve just made a large purchase. Or…

I was thinking something similar. Best to just get the elephant out of the room.

You’re supposed to use turn signals to indicate point-bys

The one’s that watch the Premier League (or heaven forbid MLS .. lol) are usually going to be the worse. They’ll claim to KNOW the game and the “rules” inside out, which makes them the most dangerous.

Although, let’s not pretend like he’ll be behind bars for more than a few years anyhow. Most likely coddled by guards that can’t believe ‘how bad the system fucked him over and didn’t have his back’ the entire time.

I’m glad he at least got sentenced to any prison time. Far too many instances where these murderers have walked free.