I don’t know why the Democrat Minnesota governor would appoint a Republican pervert to take the seat though.

There’s never the wrong time. Decorum is fiction. People just don’t want to feel uncomfortable when they’re not prepared for it. Well, get prepared.

Nope. Oliver brought up harassment allegations against Hoffman while they were discussing a movie centered around harassment allegations. It’s literally the perfect time to ask Hoffman about them.

It’s not a millennial thing. I’ve seen many an Xer doing the same. And I’ve seen boomers taking video at concerts with *iPads* on multiple occasions.

It’s one of my favorite movies, but there’s no way Miller’s Crossing is more famous than The Usual Suspects.

Maybe his lawyer dictated it to someone else to tweet it.

“lol” replaces periods in sentences to help soften statements

That show’s existence is offensive enough.

Dr. Nick is ethnically ambiguous as far as I can tell, therefore no outrage.

“This bill actually does benefit me personally, even as it screws over millions of Americans, so it’s a good law!”

Tipping is weird anyway. Let’s just get rid of the stupid practice and pay a decent wage to start.

This is a false narrative. The Bears, in fact, clowned themselves.

“They’re just cowards and I hate it,”

Their air bags were the problem, not the seat belts.

Yep. Also, for those who must have an EV, this is also in the price range of a used Nissan Leaf.

“The Giants want Stanton. Stanton wants L.A. L.A. doesn’t want to pay Stanton.”

FINALLY! I’ve been saving this gif on my Compaq for 24 years!

So to summarize: We’re fucked for years, or even decades, to come.

So, an American citizen shooting and killing almost 600 people at a country music concert in Las Vegas is apparently Trump’s vision of doing just fine. Surely, this calls for USA USA USA chant.

I wish I had an automatic lock button in my office.
I’d use it to keep people out, though.