Or the car, being a courteous chauffeur, was stopping to allow the purchase of tacos by the occupants.

Even autonomous cars want to get their Taco Tuesdays on.

Well, maybe the car wanted a taco, and was waiting patiently for its turn.

What kind of shit ass ‘mechanic’ replaces a water pump without even ATTEMPTING to test the thermostat??

Yep, figure you would come with the “often”.

Yeah, that’s got to be it. Hit the nail on the head. Not at all possible for someone driving a Prius to be a car enthusiast. Horsepower or nothing, right?

“Car sounds great! Just listen to this baby purr”

Honestly, what’s worse: shooting yourself in the foot and retracting the offer from Schiano, or keeping Schiano and getting MRSA in that same foot?

And we might get a sequel! From yesterday:

“Believe all victims” is a terrifying and dangerous viewpoint to espouse.

“Trump-supporting cunt.” Yeah, you should go home now.

She is young and not a terribly good writer, mock outrage is all she has.

Because apparently, all things are equal and there is no room for nuance in the scope of human behaviors. A tasteless joke and another act of inappropriate touching are on the same level of alleged child sexual assault.

I right away figured out this was a mismatch. He had no comedy background. We couldn’t have a hilarious conversation about anything. His main interest in life was something that none of us had ever focused on, which was yelling about jokes in all caps text messages. He could park himself on the couch and send all caps…

I also take lots of artistic liberties in describing my girlfriend, mainly because I don’t have a girlfriend

Definite COTD material right here folks...

Bowling leagues typically never have a 16-team bracket playoff system for championships. Rather, the typical 32- or 33-week league season is divided into three 10-week rounds consisting of 9 weeks of round-robin matches (a match consists of a three game series) between teams, where a set number of points (a…

Jameis WInston is a sexual predator? Gosh, if only there was something in his past that could have alerted us all to this possibility.

Produce and meat bags are still free. If people aren’t using those they’re dumb.

Oh no, does this mean San Diego is going to have to address the homeless problem for real rather than throw plastic bags at it now, too?!