I’ll give you $100 if you can reach freeway speed in a Subaru 360.

There should be enough asterisks next to McAdoo’s name to play goddamn ASCII Pac Man.

I don’t understand. That story was written as though there are Dunkin Donuts toilets that are not clogged.

That rat will never be able to afford a home at this rate.

Millennial rats are killing pizza.

I tend to skip directly to the lap to see where they came in on the big board and not watch the interview.

If this joke isn’t in the episode, they should all retire.

Halfa Romeo. Dur.

You can pry the maple leaf from my cold dead hands. We enjoy our sovereignty, thank you very much.

Eh, and not the Canadian “eh”. There’s a couple of these in Pigeon Forge, TN (where Dollywood is). They aren’t as big, but pretty much the same track. For something really cool though, check out this cabin rental in the area. http://www.vacation-cabin-rental.com/pigeon-forge-cabin-rental-with-go-kart-track.html

No shells, no homing missiles, no bombs, no flying squids....

You have an opportunity to make a four story kart track and waste it on a giant corkscrew and then a hill. And that’s it.

Now that Alabama is set to make a pedophile a senator, this whole pee tape thing seems kinda quaint.

Omfg that steering wheel. I need it. NEED IT.

Big screens are not fancy. When have you ever seen a large screen in a smoking room?

OHHHH GOOD FOR YOU!

“David Tracy . . . rust-free . . .”

Also, if the person proposing to you did go into debt to buy the ring, turn them down. Do not legally tie your finances to someone who makes such bad financial decisions.

Yeah.

Okay, fine,but, if you read your Bible you will recall that Joseph used to cruise the local marketplace in his pussy wagon which is how he met Mary in the first place....