“That’d be fairly impressive handling on empty ice”

Comment Of The Day: It’s Always The Quiet Ones Edition

This sucks in a way that’s hard to put into words. Halladay is someone I’d have driven to Cooperstown to see his induction. A personal hero from back when I still had those.

Were you in the habit of putting things in the path of the closing sunroof? I’m trying to understand the fear.

He was trying to break Rand’s spine but couldn’t find one.

Oh my god! This is the Massacre at Bowling Green that Kellyanne Conwoman was talking about! She can see the future!

“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

A perfectly good argument in that context. They weren’t concern-trolling about ‘protecting’ the kids, they were saying kids weren’t being given the chance to watch meaningful baseball.

“I’m Poutine team all the way” -NES Hockey Player “Heavy”

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

Wait. Why didn’t she just get someone to turn the compressor back on so she could flush?

Looks like you are going to miss out on this then...

So Seth Rogan’s career is YOUR fault?!?

Looked quickly, thought it was a Zombie Asshat Hatch.

My guess.

Agree. <City name> strong is 100% fluff.

Everything must be whirling for Darvish.