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Apparently the last part makes it domestic economic anxiety, not terrorism.

Hollow_Log sent a questionnaire to his wife asking “in terms sexual experience how important is it that you orgasm?”

So the Japanese inspectors had Chinese slurs for names? Sounds ominous...

Who wants to fuck a goldfish?

Am I missing some sarcasm, or do you seriously think that George Springer was considered a no-name ham-and-egger before this game? The guy started the All Star Game.

Not every damn grandpa is a former U.S. President.

“Say, how do you know so much about Shittin’ Pants?”

I’m never going to get used to that logo/uniform. Or the team name. Everything about this team seems like it belongs in a big-budget movie about professional hockey that wasn’t able to get an NHL licensing agreement.

This is why I was pulling for a Brewers/Astros World Series all year long.

Art of the Kneel

If you drive one of these, such problems become irrelevant:

And for some reason cars don’t have headrests in the front seats.

Your post is bullshit.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

He’s probably the one you should be reminding.

“Life, uhh.... Finds a way.”

David Cross reminds me of when Liz Lemon goes to her high school reunion on 30 Rock. She doesn’t want to go because she was an awkward geek that nobody liked.

The only way to win is not to play the game.

You know it’s possible to say things and not remember saying them because you grew up your entire life being able to say those things without repercussions or thinking about how your words/actions impact others. This is commonly known as privilege.