Yeah that was a mighty elaborate letter to pen simply for the sake of shitting on Limp Bizkit. A simple “Dear Drew, Limp Bizkit Sucks” probably would have been published.

I’d think twice if it was Spinal Tap.

Take the gig, be super professional and treat the technical folks and the tour manager respectfully, and you get on The List. Somebody needs a drummer they’re gonna ask around and maybe your name comes up. Nobody who matters judges a working musician for playing for a paycheck.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

Their fries are great for the first 2 minutes they’re out of the fryer. Then they’re fine. The burgers are good, but nothing tremendous. Nevertheless, I always want to get In-and-Out whenever I go to California.

The question is, why the fuck is Border Patrol listening to a guy like this? He is clearly in need of some kind of help, but they just take him at his word when he claims that he someone is in the country illegally.

I do a great job of blocking

Think about how good that QB-WR-RB trio would be if it was still 2009?

I’m expecting a regression, since nothing gets Peterson more motivated than the opportunity to whip some young Bucs.

You’ll notice every article about John Oliver has us asking for him back.

Ugh, thank you. I’ve disliked him ever since I’ve been aware of him and it’s been maddening watching him get more and more successful....

Might’ve been. I did consider calling an ambulance after my fifth one. But I still had one to go.

WeWontWatchTheSuperBowl.com

morons. There are many a moron at that meeting

I may be biased, but Donald Trump invoking any kind of supernatural deity makes my skin crawl. He reminds me of Otho cribbing from The Handbook For The Recently Deceased.

It’s almost as though all of D.C.’s hopes and dreams in sports were built atop a sacred Indian burial ground and they have now been cursed

Can we just fast-forward to the end of game 7 when Judge hits a game-winning shot onto Sheffield to an awaiting Derek Jeter who’s having his butt eaten up against a Gatorade sign already?

Color me surprised...a racist act in a town known for 2 things: hosting the largest motorcycle gang convention annually and stealing Native land to build a memorial to US Presidents. Shocking!

It sucked they had to go sit in the box for 2 minutes afterward for hooking

And the dashboard is not cracked!!