Breaking news: white man with lots of privilege cannot handle losing contest. Just wants things handed to him.

But it’s okay, poor people will get a prebate check to offset the disproportionate impact on them!

Sales taxes, VAT etc automatically present a problem. Any decent politician knows why; they disproportionally hurt poor people, because the tax represents a bigger proportional hit on people with low incomes compared to people with high incomes. A decent government tries to balance various taxes and rebates to make a…

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

A new vertical: Deadsoon

America is great. This man is great. The people who fist-bumped him are great.

He doesn’t have a DUI. His “hit and run” was an accident that resulted in a whopping $100 fine. He had a gun in a bag in a trunk which resulted in 80 hours community service. I guess those past mistakes are enough to cancel out anything good he could ever do.

This feels silly to type, but what impresses me most about Marshawn stories is they all seem to illustrate a man who is tremendously present. He doesn’t seem to be somewhere else when people interact with him. He doesn’t have alternate plans. He doesn’t decline the invite. The focus and mindset he demonstrated as a…

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Glitter, glisten, gloss, floss
I kick a ball further than Randy Moss

Using a bunch of stuffed animals left all over the place as motivation to beat someone was actually Adrian Peterson’s idea.

(3) My staff was there! They were making it rain because of their respect for women!

I am long suffering Cubs fan. Bartman hurt.

Francona’s their manager. We Boston assholes will still find a way to claim credit if Cleveland wins the World Series.

The best athlete in Detroit is always the Wings backup goalie.

No, this was not the only good part of the debate.

I’ve been to mostly Jets games in regards to the NFL. I prefer the fans in front of me to stand while I sit. That way I don’t have to actually watch the Jets play.

Sadly, this is the most America is ever going to care about a drone victim

I bought a Porsche with zero paper service records. ZERO RECORDS. Not even a damn Jiffy Lube window sticker.

wonder where he learned it