If you ever find yourself in this situation, (you shouldn’t, a car should never be worth risking your life unless the car is going to save your life) and you literally have no other options, please at least put the removed wheel under the brake rotor.

Jeez man, hope he heals up soon. I hate getting under my car, even with jack stands and floor jack in place, it terrifies the shit out of me. I still do it.

It’s a shame they had a misprint on the Minnesota jerseys. After Moore’s performance, everybody knows it should be MAYA CLINIC.

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Um, maybe these “athletes” should get out of their safe spaces and spend some time in a real locker room. This is exactly the type of talk you should expect to hear at a country club golf course.

Man if Kap starts the whole world will go crazy. All aboard the hot takez express!

I’m still stunned every time someone says they eat Subway.

WHY CANT THE MAN PLAYING THE BLOODSPORT KEEP HIS EMOTIONS IN CHECK

A face that was made for radio with a voice that was made for print.

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Christ guys, are you trying to hand West Virginia and Arkansas to Trump!?

Personally, I’m hoping some 400 lb. person on a bed somewhere manages to take hold of the Team’s email and sends all the people random bullshit to tweet.

How about the grave implications of someone who receives copious amounts of high-profile air time repeatedly calling into question the legitimacy of the large majority of journalism.

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

Sure, marijuana abuse is 10 weeks, but if he’d said he was abusing Mary Jane, he’d have seen 2 or 3 weeks, tops.

Man I wish I was tailored to as well as this bolt. It’s nuts!

Give that fat cat a tax break!

This is a joke for morons.