Hey now. You are NOT an all star. Do NOT get your game on. Do NOT play.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Contestant: [watches video above]

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Rick Trotter was terminated as an employee of Downtown Church.

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Why are IOC Directors dressed as Brazilian Police Officers?

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Look, I can respect a lawnmower beer. Hell, on a hot day, a cold Miller Lite is pretty damn good, party or not. And while I don’t particularly like a Bud or Coors Light, I’ll drink one in a pinch.

That’s the same goddamm thing John Connally said in Dallas.

*raises mirror to your direction*

It’s pathetic the way you attack her. The way you minimize prisoners’ offences and your flowery and cold writing, I wonder if she’s right. You have been out of circulation for awhile, but there is always a very vocal contingent on every section of the internet. It doesn’t mean you’re right. E.g. Go over to the…

This one’s better.

Jason, that lady was your second-grade teacher. Even though teaching left her emotionally drained and penniless to the point where she had to hitchhike to Vegas and get a job working the cash register at a casino to support herself and find inner peace, at least she consoled herself with the thought that, “At least I…

Things got really tense when both vehicles wound up in line at a nearby Checkers.

Because this is a sports site, I feel compelled to shoehorn Gus Johnson into the discussion.

Cards against humanity?

I'm sure deep down you realize this, but you're a pretty shitty writer.

I'm tired of literary romanticizations, exploitations, minimizations, and sensationalization's of prison life like this excerpt. Arm robbery is a terrible VIOLENT, vicious offense against society that actually hurts and disadvantages other people manifold. My questions are these: has Daniel Genis fully owned and…

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