The Wiener’s Circle might want to talk to them about that logo

The 2018 version of the ice bucket challenge should be seeing how long you can maintain an erection while the 1 800 Karz for Kidz jingle is playing.

Unless you’re a Borges or Nabokov-like reader, you’re not going to get a lot from Gravity’s Rainbow by yourself. It’s too dense, too far-reaching, too obscure. A concordance, like A Gravity’s Rainbow Companion, will help you wrap your head around it as well as you can.

Even Chris Bosh won’t take Warfarin.

Mr. April, I remember him well.

Mr Chairman, I am prepared to wait UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER for Dog to calm down!

Citation(s) needed

Anyone who laughs at Gil has no soul.

Shut the fuck up, Donny, you’re out of you’re element.

Just leaving this here.

On another unrelated note, Rafael Palmeiro had a small crush on Cindy Sansberg.

As an old, I may be able to help. UWP was a deliberate reaction to the hippies taking over popular music. They were clean cut, smiled when they performed, and respected traditional values. They existed so your grandparents could point at the screen and yell, “see? SEE?! That’s what music SHOULD be!”

Fornication? Adultery? Homosexual acts? Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

He looks good in crimson.

Great. Now I just want to have chicken fingers and get drunk as fuck.

Three times. He earned that nickname.

Harley and Bud. I’m not making this up.

The best thing about summer soft serve is that you can bring the dog. No “inside”, so no health code problem. I go up to the window, get a chocolate cone for me and a cup of “vanilla” for the dog (no thumbs).

They play live? That guitar plays two chords before he touches it.

Amazing. More nasty snark from the violent criminal. Perhaps writing clearly would help. Perhaps not robbing the elderly at knifepoint would help.