maybe they only let the tall ones fuck and the little ones get put in the soup

It’s Wisconsin. That something in the water is beer-cheese soup.

The problem isn’t the NFL, none of these products are designed to the compete with the NFL. The problem here is College Football. That’s who these products are competing with.

The thing about nihilism, or perhaps more appropriately existentialism, that often gets me is that everyone seems to only grasp the first part of the equation. The core idea behind both nihilism and exisentialism is that there is no objective meaning to anything, no inherent purpose or truth in reality. The universe…

He reportedly told his mother that if she had a problem, she could meet him in Temecula 

Lets say you have a job, and work a ton of hours on a particular deal or project. And that deal finally closes when you happen to be out sick for a few days. You would be OK with someone else getting the same commission on the deal just because they happened to be in the office that day?

This is the correct take. When this story came out a month ago I thought it was shitty of Kuchar. When the details came out about the initial payment agreement I changed my mind. When a bunch of people who don’t know anything about golf started in with their hot takes I started to feel bad for Kuchar. When Kuchar made…

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You’re fine to skip 5, but personally I think you’re missing out on Primal. I had a lot of fun with it. It’s still Far Cry, sure, but there’s enough different about it that it’s at least worth a look.

The frightening thing is that the idea that better off people deserve to be paid more because it’s what they’re used to really is how these assholes think. 

No doubt, particularly since 2000. I’d argue that the mid-90s where pretty rough, which is why by buddy and I cleared the season ticket waiting list the first year after we signed up in 1994. He was working and could afford to buy them, so he did and still has them to this day. I was a lowly college student at the…

Did anybody see a bucket of ice and a note that said “Tough luck, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Trae”

Four whole years. BOO FACKIN HOO

Theory No. 7: Would-be fans spend 97% of their disposable income on mirrored Oakleys, Jimmy Buffet paraphernalia, Valtrex and stickers of Calvin pissing on things.

This whole issue brought up something I had forgotten.  I was in a Day Camp when I was approx 10, or 11. As that day’s activity, each bunk was given a different country to represent, dress up as, write a song about, speak in that country’s accent for the day, etc. Of course, my bunk was Africa. (which now that I think…

He doesn’t owe us an explanation.

There was a moment where Romo pointed out that the Boy Genius was keeping his team in the huddle until 15 secs remained on the clock, so Grumblelord couldn’t communicate with his D after the Rams set up.

Fangio. I love Nagy, but he does jack shit with the defense. Glad the Bears got another head coach of defense in Pagano so they can just keep that program going.

The Bears (Week 14) pretty much provided the blueprint to shut down the Rams. Shut down Gurley’s cutbacks and vertical running (Bears gave up 11-28, Patriots 10-35) and force Goff to make bad decisions on the regular (Goff’s line against the Bears was 20-44-180, 0TD-4INT, and the Patriots 19-38-229, 0TD-1INT).…