Why is your staff always dumping on the live-action Super Mario Bros. movie despite its clear trajectory as a cult classic with a viable community of fans?

Those features would actually bring in a lot of lapsed DOOM/ID fans.

That’s just what they’ve shown. They’ve already stated that the game is pretty much finished save for cosmetic touch-ups and Kickstarter features.

Pet-play and, in this case, puppy-play.

Want to take a guess as to which cult post-apocalyptic film I kept thinking of while considering Immortan Joe’s backstory? The Postman.

One of the few elements of that film that I still love is the theme of hard times making hard men. The lead antagonist, General Bethlehem, remarks that before the fall of American…

The game was already nearly finished. The Kickstarter campaign was solely to provide a bit of polish and, if stretch goals were met, additional features.

If you’re concerned about budget go to their profile and check out the pie chart that illustrates where the costs go.

No? Some women just naturally do not self-lubricate very well.

Didn’t he and his band just perform a show? It makes sense that they would smell.

I have no idea why you assume religion has anything to do with this issue.

I think men can handle a little harmless jabbing.

Why are people attacking you for alleged, unrelated religious beliefs?

I expressed your point. You're only reiterating what I already assessed.

Pretty much.

I think David was insinuating that religion is bad and some people choose not to believe in it, so your assertion that funerals/wakes are part of the innate human coping process is not true.

Fuck you. My life is just fine and I never use any form of math. Especially not percentages.

I don't appreciate the condescension. I am 25 and don't know how to do percentages, let alone anything past basic equations.

If you have an account feel free to drop me a message. Username is the same.

As I told Eight-Bit, a Kotaku group could be fun.

My username on FetLife is the same as it is here. Anyone can add me if they like. Might be fun to organize a nerdy community of kinksters.

My username is Digit-Aria. Would love to maybe establish a "Kotaku/Dr. Nerdlove" community of kinksters.

A site like Craigslist is usually very clear with what you want and what the person responding to your listing wants. You simply exchange a few E-mails then texts/phone calls about hooking up, including what each of you wants, then you either decide to meet someplace for immediate gratification (a car in a public lot,…