So, what does she do? She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm.

It's kinda funny to me that Jezebel is describing another person as a "piece" - I feel like if someone in the media had called e.g. a celebrity's female companion his "piece" there'd be a little bit of an issue over here about objectification of a person who is obviously more than just a piece of ass.

Is this one of…

Does the Civilization version have him programmed to start a sex cult asram?

Right, so that additional search result does nothing and we should all glory in internet rage. Got it.

Why are you giving this person a platform?

but, apparently, still culturally relevant

Well, I can tell you a story that might have wanted to have fewer instances of "embracing the machine"

This is actually deceptive, because the mandatory court costs that come along with the ticket usually run about $160

How do you feel about false imprisonment tort lawsuits and defendants with deep pockets?