Her daughter isn't avoiding touch. Her daughter is touching on her terms. That sounds healthy to me.

The time stamp is the only way to make sense of this:

To be fair, people who get the "irony" of "normcore" need to be punched in the face.

Barry, a Canadian youth easily scoring a hockey goal is as common as an American youth masturbating in the back seat of a taxicab. It's nothing special.

Only a few people have messaged me death threats; overwhelmingly, the response is positive, and I've raised money for the Breast Cancer Research Foundation, and I am always pleased to hear from people who message me saying that they too are trying to flex their boobs.

On the other hand, we all know that young guys are paragons of responsibility and political focus. They tend to have great understanding of the world (or so they say), and make great, long-term decisions with an eye toward the future.

Illegal immigrants as federal Marshalls? How does even make sense to anyone?

Nobody would be worried about people coming from Madagascar and its one seaport, though.

And I would be remiss if I failed to mention the seamy underside of her popularity: lots of porn....Guess all those guys obsessed with Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis Evangelion finally found someone even more appealingly blank!

Photographer: Okay fellas, on the count of 3 give me your most natural soccer pose.

I'm just liking your opinion of Myth Busters. I love science, but I hate that stupid show. On an equal standing with Top Gear.

Personally, I'd love to see a Red Dawn remake pitting the US against its top trading partner. Maybe even have Mounties on horseback lead the invasion across the 49th parallel for extra ridiculousness.

Ok - how is that even remotely possible? Does anyone understand what it would take to masturbate in a penalty box in full gear? You would need to take your pants completely off, there is no possible way to do it remotely discretely.

They finally GOT IT. It was the POCKET SQUARES AND DANGLY JEWELERY that were keeping me from voting gop. Not the fact that they want to tell me what to do with my body. Silly me!

I was totally waiting for the boyfriend to shit his pants in that story.

Dipshit.

And you know that Stamkos will forever remember each of them.

My freshman year of college, I made the mistake of dating a very serious born-again Christian. (I was raised both Catholic and Unitarian Universalist, I'm not sure what he was doing in the relationship either.)

Yeah, KK tends to have some fun kicking if you're interested in seeing what kicks can do in a "full contact" setting:

Yeah, it's tough to tell people how much work it really is to become a decent martial artist. I've been training in a "full contact" style now for almost 4 years and I'm still a baby. I know that in a real fight I might have a few edges on an attacker, but one good hit to a squishy spot and I'm as done as anyone else.