What about uncontrollable wandering nipples vs. unblockable beam of light from the crotch?

You could totally smoke chilli if you wanted to, you would just have to run the smoke through a vat of chilli, the same way they make smoked beer.

I had one of these guys sneak up behind me to about 4-5 meters while I was standing in a small river (covered the sound). It responded the exact same way to me saying "Hey bear, I'm working here why don't you fuck off and go look for a fish somewhere else?" It just kind of looked at me and slunk away.

I bet he's got a small dick though.

But they come with a free copy of Atlas Shrugged!

Depends on the flooring material and how smooth the bottom of fat dog is.

Roasted seal steaks are a time honoured CFL tail-gating tradition.

I'm not American so I'm not really sure about your tenancy laws, but wouldn't someone who is renting a dorm room have the same rights as a tenant anywhere else?

That would be a pretty good response right there.

There are trade offs with every art. I figure that when I'm 80 I probably wouldn't be able to kick someone in the head no matter what I trained, I will however be able to beat someone with a cane.

Nice kicks, I practice mainly Modern Arnis (not far from Vancouver) so kicking is a bit of a weak spot for me.

What do you practice these days?

Unfortunately, non-martial artists are often not the best equipped to evaluate the quality of self-defence programs. I've known a few people who've felt really good about their classes, but when they told me or another martial artist what they learned they discovered that a fair bit of it was empowering feeling but…

Any kata competition basically is. But with better facial expressions and noises.

Not condescending, it was just something you had given more thought to than I had. Cheers.

Great article. I have no familiarity with the sport whatsoever and was totally drawn in.

How the hell can a city that big have never had a Persian, Afgahn, or Venuzuelan restaurant before?

Those are strong points. I will have to think about the issue more but you have gone a long way towards convincing me.

Certainly better to bring half a dozen armed guards (eunuchs if male) and a pack of rabid dogs with you. Otherwise you're just asking for it.

Teams that use this loophole should be forced to take the cap hit if players on the LTIR whose careers are clearly over do not come off of the IR and play a set number of games.