I live in Manchester.

Hell, Nick vs. all his editors and writers, journalism, truth, justice, and the American way.

I’ll let this speak for me

YES. Shares of the GROSS, people. Anything else is dicking you over.

First thing, Pinkham - Wonkette’s gain is Gawker’s loss - seriously. Whatever shallow, short-term benefit you money-grubbing assholes at Gawker think you’re gaining by dropping Kitchenette and BCO, you’re wrong, and you’re going to see that you’re wrong soon enough. See you over at Wonkette, Pinkham.

Psycho Santa is no…

Awww, one last Pinkham’s Law. Thanks for coming.

I look at it like this: let’s say there’s a kid at school who keeps calling your mum a fat smelly cow. He’s doing it to get a rise out of you; either to make you cry or to make you lash out and hit him in the stupid face. And there’s a risk that *everyone* is going to start banging on about your mum’s bovine weight &…

Ironically, I was 4 episodes into binge-watching Boston Legal from the beginning when this post was published. (They’ve shown some seriously weird lawyers on that show.)

I’m not aware of the specific details of Major’s arrest, but it’s fairly unlikely that she was handcuffed and bundled off by burly jack-booted goons. She was probably asked to go to her local police station so she could be informed of the charges against her, have her paperwork processed, and then released on her own…

Enforcing reasonable limits on free speech is what civilised societies do, both in the US and the UK. You can absolutely dispute where nations choose to draw those legal lines, but arguing that any and all restraints on expression are fascist is not practical, helpful or accurate.

Thrown in jail? For racial discrimination? Hell yes.

Most people ask if I’m a werewolf :D

So there IS hope that Glenn is alive???!!!

As a sailor, I think I would have preferred they chose a male spouse of a female politician representing Massachusetts, like...Elizabeth Warren. But that's none of my business.

I remember when I took my vacation in Morocco and I was alone there for a week waiting for friends, didn’t speak a single word of arabic or french. Now imagine a small village in the middle of the damn desert and me trying to order coffee. I only drank stuff with lots of milk in it and the waiter brings me an…

Matt Damon...PLEASE STOP...YOU’RE RUINING MATT DAMON.

First Playboy stops showing boobies and now this? It’s a tough day to be a Bro, Bruh!

You aren’t with the zeitgeist at all. What England worries about right now is 1. Corbyn 2. all foreigners 3. star bakers 4. rugby 5. facebook not paying tax 6. Strictly 7. more foreigners 8. 5p placky bags 9. Gogglebox 10 benefits. Rain comes in November. Teeth and the Falklands are two things we generally do not…

I’ve certainly fucked Chrises and Michaels but now I’m thinking I need to add a Kevin.