Um, the Guardian and Telegraph articles had their tongues firmly in their cheeks, too subtle for you?

That’s the biggest difference, all the “competitors” are there to make friends!

Starred for the mention of my favourite Roald Dahl short story.

Most Hated Woman in the World? Oh honey, I read your name all of thirty seconds ago and I have already forgotten it. I have to care before I can give a shit, let alone hate.

Satire, right? It’s satire, surely. Definitely satire.

I struggle with pain, but nothing of the sort your Mother deals with. Every month there is a problem between my GP and pharmacy and I get my painkillers late. I have tried to order early, but I can’t. At my last review a brand spanking new doctor (straight from graduation virtually) wanted to take me off codine (a low…

No! I was having a pretty good Monday until I read that. I loved Limitless, Blindspot was starting to bore me. Monday sucks again.

At my surgery, you can call on the day and ask for “triage”, where a Doctor will call you back and either give you an appointment, issue a prescription or advise on self care. You can book an appointment weeks in advance if you want to, but triage gets you in on the day. If you spoke to the Doctor, said you were…

I am a redhead, while my problem in no way equates with yours, I also need coverage. Meh, I’ll just spend my tourist money elsewhere.

Won’t someone please consider the redheads? Five minutes in the water in a bikini and I start looking like cooked lobster. Waterproof sunscreen doesn’t work!

Rowling went to university less than an hour away from Glastonbury. It isn’t just where they have a music festival, it is a centre of alternative religions in the U.K. including Paganism and Wicca. Unless the standards of admittance got considerably tighter between her year and mine (same programme) there is no way…

I was at a small community festival yesterday and a couple of stalls were selling wands. They were charging £3.50 for twigs.

What the ever loving fuck? Please tell me this is a “spoof” tweet.

I want to be friends with your wife.

They will need a spectacular replacement. I foresee cancellation in the near future.

Be a while before it comes to the UK, everything starts later here.

I am naturally auburn, my brother is a tad more orange than that, my mum was a red fading to brown before she passed and my Dad had a coppery beard before he faded to grey. At one point, 5 members of my stepfamily had dyed their hair red (none of the men, suprisingly enough) and I was getting .mad - Red was OUR thing,…

Totally agree about the after 20 thing. And I’m auburn, ginger is f’ing yellow!

I have both. Why chose when you can be magnificent?

My (then future) stepmother took half a roasted Poussin from the fridge at my Dad’s. I returned home after a 14 hour day looking forward to my dinner, and almost wept. I had only cooked it the night before. It took a long time (and a lot of delicious dinners cooked by her) for that resentment to go away. It’s been 13…