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I know Hon, it’s just the phrasing that reminded me off the story 😊

A friends wife woke up in advanced labour - so advanced that she only made it halfway down the stairs. When the ambulance arrived, the paramedics congratulated my friend on delivering his child so calmly. His response? “I just caught her”.

“she drops her chips".

Don’t need a quiz, I’m the fucking boat. Bloody heavy, destroying lives, sinking fast.

So is my using a selfie wrong or something?

Been single a lot longer than you, and I certainly wouldn’t, even with yours!

Me too.

Heh, it is is nice to know that someone half my age (literally) and 100 times cooler than me does the shorts-under-skirt trick too. Although I do it because my city is laid out in such a way that skirts do a Marilyn Monroe in even the calmest weather, not because the paparazzi are out to get me.

After a couple of hubbies I’d probably just stick with my Maiden name.

I’m 36, and I look at a young man (under say 25) and think “I could have babysat for you”. I can appreciate a good looking chap, but I just can’t get excited in “that” way. It just seems creepy.

I downloaded the app only to find there are no drivers in my area. At all.

That wagon is a write-off, I’m starting to build a new one. 9 days sober...

Currently black and blue, including a black eye. Fell off the wagon really hard.

Never heard of the I.R.A.? Short memory.

Dear victim of Brad Holmes,

That was my first impression - 80's Stock, Aiken and Waterman stylings.

I had a field mouse like that, nothing could catch him. I called him Dangermouse.

Me too - wore a “Bazinga” sweatshirt for my morning work out today.

Thank you and have some gold fishes on me!

There’s a daily password? Tell me!