I’ve been shaving the thick hairs that come out of my chin and upper lip since I lost my job and couldn’t afford threading. Different razor than I use on my legs, and super fast. Most of my friends admit to doing the same after plucking got to tedious.

Want. Now I just need to find my Kermie.

My goddess, that sounds magnificent.

You were right, it was cut. Can you provide any links to the story, because google and twitter searches aren’t coming up with anything.

People seem to like me, wish I could see myself in a more positive way. I actually present as confident and fun, but that is mostly down to psychiatric meds and a background in the theatre.

It hasn’t aired yet.

Can we at least wait for the Graham Norton Show airs tonight before we say how offended we are?

I find a few hairdo on the bedside table works just as well and eliminates the risk of me waking up with cheese in ear and pizza sauce in my hair. My bread machine has a timer on it, so if I really have to be up at a certain time the smell of fresh bread would wake me from a coma.

I’m 35, so over the years I have developed a small arsenal of cutting comebacks. Feel free to use that one any time!

I’m much older now, and about a decade ago I found the perfect response - “I have hard wood floors” shuts them up pretty damn fast.

I’m a natural redhead, and was a very early developer. I heard boys talking about my “huge tits” when I was 11, and was first asked if “the carpets matched the curtains” when I was 12. I had to ask my mum what it meant, which lead to my mum going ballistic at my head of year for allowing sixth formers (17/18 year…

I just don’t date fellow redheads, everyone on both sides of my family is at least a bit ginger so better safe than sorry. I did have one of my Stepmum’s brothers ask me out once and that was icky enough for me.

It’s not so bad out here. I didn’t go outside for nearly two years, now when I have a day I don’t need to get out, I make up excuses because outside is way more fun. Good luck with today.

My Stepmum had 4 kids in 3 years - the third pregnancy was twins. All born before she was twenty, with a shotgun wedding at sixteen. My good Catholic stepmum decided that contraception was less of a sin than killing her children or herself. Nearly a decade later she had another baby because she missed having little…

I keep reading fMIL as "fucking Mother in Law" even though I know the F stands for Future.

Sisterhood of Travelling Pants? WTF is that?

What I took away from the segment is that a rapist can threaten a woman with a long, difficult custody battle, but will drop it in exchange for dropping criminal charges. Sick bastards will stoop to anything, as will the people who defend them.

Do American women sometimes think it would be easier to buy a plane ticket to the UK and get their abortion done here? I can not believe the shit you guys are having to deal with. While we technically don’t have abortion on demand in law, that’s pretty much what we have, and it’s free. Haven’t needed one myself on…

"or remove from the aircraft at any point" - like mid-Atlantic?

That sounds like the best bouquet toss EVER!