I have a specific routine when I get in after a long day - coat off, boots off, bra off. I lived on my own so long I don't think about it. Then last summer I was mid-bra removal when my (male) cousin walked in from the kitchen, I had totally forgotten he was staying with me.

I love that you recommend finding a hairdresser that specialises in curly hair. In this part of the UK I find it bloody difficult to find a hairdresser that has a diffuser! I like wearing my hair both straight and curly, so when I go for a trim I get it dried straight to avoid the deeply confused looks I would get in…

I will eat the fattiest, carb-loaded menu item with extra cheese and a diet coke, because regular coke makes my teeth itch.

And with that the pork shoulder goes into the freezer for dinner a different day. Everything you said should have made me feel better, especially as I plan to slow roast it, but nope, not going to eat it for a while.

Pepperoni can not be categorised as food, let alone a pizza topping. It is more akin to nuclear waste. Wild mushrooms on pizza bianca are beautiful.

You are a far braver woman than I, I got through 4 chapters and was so horrified I had to read The Wasp Factory to cheer myself up.

Pretty sure I've known about this since before I started having sex 20 years ago.

UK customers are getting ripped off again. $99 is £66, yet we have to pay £79 ($119) for Prime Membership, with fewer TV and music options. Same as Netflix, we pay more yet get less. Admittedly our Prime membership includes next day delivery, but since we are comparatively tiny compared to the US, parcels don't have…

UK customers are getting ripped off again. $99 is £66, yet we have to pay £79 ($119) for Prime Membership, with…

Want to know how many young children accidentally killed a parent, sibling or friend with a gun in the UK in 2014? None. Want to take a guess as to why that is?

Rigged? Hells no, this video is the Universe's way of paying me back for the crappy morning I've had. I can take almost anything as long as I can watch this when I get home.

Pretty sure that was a plot line on SVU

I don't think it is the booze, it's that they can say whatever they like. No one in the UK is going to freak out if they drop the F-bomb.

The number of times I have been crawling under something then decided to stand up without insuring I had proper clearance can't be counted, probably because of all the brain damage this has caused.

Most of the funerals I have been to in recent years, the family sent out a request that no one wears all black. One even asked us all to turn up wearing something pink. People don't weep at these funerals, we are more likely to be laughing as friends share happy memories. I far prefer these services.

Had to use an online converter to figure out what your temperatures were in Celsius. Fuck, I thought it was cold here. Will now cease bitching about English weather immediately.

Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris, Stewart Hall. Google them.

I have nothing to add, I just wanted to say thank you for expressing what I could not. And perfectly illustrated as well.

Until today I had never heard of Frederick, Maryland, let alone Kirby Delautner. Nice one Kirby Delautner, now the world knows your name and we all think you are an arse.

Yes to the book, haven't seen the film.

It is Rasberry and Vanilla, so it smells yummy. However I have never been tempted to put it in a brownie or otherwise consume it.