Good thing we're the snowflakes though, right?

Theoretically, he has enough phones to affect traffic patterns to make this slightly less dangerous for himself.

Woof, Tencent, and on a mobile app no less.

 Not the best AC

Leafty is now listed as the sole contributor to the site.

Coming in with the hot take that’s going to piss a lot of people off, but fuck it -

The basic idea here is that the show is about good people, and we want to see them do good things. I’d like to think that being a good person and an American cop aren’t mutually exclusive.

What could possible go wrong, besides everything. I’m picturing a freezer stuffed full of icy toys, water everywhere, holes in the floor or wall, and a trip to the ER to have jagged plastic pieces removed from an eye or something.

You couldn’t provide a link to the actual game?

I think its worth pointing out that they didn’t decide to do this out of the blue or out of the goodness of their hearts.

Because Nintendo and especially Game freak are ass-backwards like this.

I read that all the way through and am now much dumber for it. Who can I sue over this? Is it you?

dude, they pretty much invented the concept of mid-generation console upgrades

You mean like the DSi? Or the DSi XL? Or the 3DS XL? Or the 2DS XL?  Or the New 3DS?  Or the New 3DS XL?

You mean a Noble?

I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

Wait, you don’t know how to beat Wario?

It doesn’t help that cyber cafes are currently closed so there’s a big homeless problem right now in japan because of the virus outbreak. That’s worth an article of its own.

you seemed to have missed the number 1 thing to do;

Or even better, find someone to expand on this concept and make a big budget sequel.