Yeah, if bugs can be milled into the next non-wheat flour, fine. But I'm gonna have a hard time crunchy on 8 legs and goopy centers. I've seen too much Andrew Zimmern. 

Ants and crickets are genuinely fine - mostly flavourless (some ants can be a bit spicy), they’re just crunchy and taste like whatever seasoning you put on them. Other bugs take more work (spider in particular, imo). I suppose an actual apocalypse will make us all a lot less fussy.

Fuck her shitty ass parents. Bill for family vacation... I hope she never pays and it fucks up your credit forever, you trifling, nasty assholes. I hope Discover calls you nightly. I hope this article gets you hate mail.

Ah. I can see how that might be confusing to someone who isn’t British

In a normal family this would be time to look into putting Dad in a home. 

As if France could give a fuck about shitty American wine.

Fuck all three of these people. They’re all part of the problem.

Ugh.

I wouldn’t have guessed that anyone would want to dominate the “enabling child predators” niche, but it sure sounds like Nikki’s decided to go for it!

Yes! She consistently uses her platform to spotlight women of color. Last year she recreated five Lil Kim looks. My favorite so far was the Salt N’ Pepa family costume with Mama Tina and Blue Ivy. There was also an excellent Rhythm Nation era Janet with Blue as Michael.

I didn’t know she did this annually!  This is what grace looks like: when you are confident enough to put the shine on other people.

Some one, please direct me to a site/blog about judges that suck at their jobs. I wanna see “Where are they now’s”

Hahaha! The bangs that went back. I could never get my bangs that high in the early 90s.

My mom and dad rocked that look from the late 70s to the mid 80s. 

In 1985 I didn’t know that brushing curly hair was bad, so mine looked like that rather a lot.

“She looks like your Aunt Clara in 1985.”

I never thought Will and Jada were bearding for each other. I think they’re bisexual swingers, which is not the same thing. I don’t think either one of them cares about the sex of their partners. I also think they’ve been insufferable for years but people have only recently started to notice because neither of them…

She seems to have an over the top story about every topic. Wasn’t it just yesterday she said she cried for 45 days?

Hi, fellow tall girl here. I feel you on some of those hang ups. My BF is only a lil taller than me but weighs a loooot less, so in many ways he’s smaller than me. Still, not gonna lie, I really like the fact that he can pick me up p easily regardless. Dumb shit to value, but hey, we’re imperfect meat sacks.

As a tall girl (5'11) I get unreasonably annoyed at this stuff. If you’re 5'2, everyone is taller than you- most guys can pick you up. Leave the giants to those of us who need them! I have never been girly or felt delicate because I’m always taller than the guys, even in flats.