Was it the snoring, because it was probably the snoring.

Sorry you went through that but sounds like you are better now and I’m happy to hear. You have a husband and a boyfriend? Could you tell me more please?

Yes, yes he is.

Thank you, Rebecca Gomperts. You are doing god’s work.

Drake hun, we’ve ALL wanted to marry Rihanna. You’re not special.

Said Princes Di, “It’s a bit crowded.”

This seems unnecessarily rude.

I hate the idea of a Revenge Body. It’s insane. What do you even hope to gain, here?  To make the guy regret cheating on you?  And then what?  Like, I get being mad, and I’m all for exercise as therapy, but this kind of crap is not healthy or reasonable.

Before you marry in to the royal family, do you think that they test your fertility/ability to get pregnant?  Because it seems sort of amazing that every single woman that marries in gets pregnant almost immediately.

It’s been a long couple weeks, I think we all deserve this. (Sure, it also helps that he’s wildly talented, but today it’s all about the pretty.)

Tom Hardy is def a boyfriend. Also this video almost caused my uterus to expel my IUD via sheer will:

“Goats are stupid, hard-headed animals. That’s why they call them ‘Nature’s Presidents’.”

What a disaster.

LOUD AND CRYING LIKE A BIG SNIFFY BABY!

this is really bothering me. his crying, and his equating beer with good buddy fun times, no big deal. and blaming pop culture for their yearbook. this is gross. and i sure as hell hope he doesn’t get appointed.

It’s delightful! Even though she’s definitely sensual, she’s also so incredibly good-natured that I wouldn’t be mad if she tried to put the moves on my man. 

I feel like Tiffany Haddish is one of those people who is so fun to flirt with that no one could be mad.

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That’s what I think too when I see those outfits now and “blessed be, kitty girl” and "bless be the fruit loops" go through my mind.