To be fair, Shapiro writes later in the book that she did travel to her aunt to talk about it (her aunt knew nothing about it). It’s actually one of my favorite scenes because it’s so raw and sweet and her aunt says something like, “I’m not giving you up, and you better not give me up either.” In those early chapters,…

I think it would be better if people stopped looking so hard for biological connections, and instead made those connections with the people they have. If you find out that your father couldn’t possibly be your father, so your aunt isn’t your aunt, and that means you can’t talk to your aunt about things, that’s a sad…

First of all, how many days do they think are in a week? 4 days in his house 4 days in hers? That’s...not adding up.

This. Right. The. Fuck. Here.

I won’t even travel across a king size bed for sex. You roll to me. 

Will this be a new reality contest show on A&E or Bravo?

Its a Would for me and I’m not even sorry. Cute hair, nice eyes and is willing to go testify before congress for the off chance they give a fuck about helping his wife? Swoon. The only downside is his shitass friends Jonah Hill and the fucking Francos.

I would watch this YouTube tutorial.

Frida Garza: The GQ photos make me say yes!

No.

The Guardian article says he did this with . . . Donald Trump.

This will get buried in the greys, but whatever.

Don’t tar us all with the same brush! I’m just a pervert. 

Mine was: "You can always change your mind." 

What is the best piece of advice you have ever received?

She has a brand new grand baby. In a 100 years, like Genghis Khan, 1/3 of the world's population will carry Kris Jenner DNA. 

I thought the most dad thing Harry’s done was giving his son the middle name “Harrison”?

There’s a hint of blue smoke to signify a boy, but it’s quickly overpowered by fire and dust and earth and shrapnel and various other scary shit flying through the air.