Evacuating baby salmon sounds adorable and sad!

We had an ATV when I was a kid and I 100% refused to drive it because I was terrible at driving and it went to fast.

I’ve given men that look. It’s usually after they’ve given me multiple orgasms and then announce they’re going to go get me a piece of cake and will be right back.

When my son was diagnosed with Type 1 I was crushed, he was so small (9 months) and covered in bruises from failed attempts to get an IV placed. It was horrible and dark and I asked them what we would do and how would he live and they said “don’t worry, we have Mary Tyler Moore. She has Type 1 and she still does…

This made my heart feel warm. I would love if that show would put out a collection of all the llama llama red pajama recordings they’ve had. Sell it for charity to fund music programs in struggling a schools.

I watched it. It was fine. Well, it was awful but it wasn’t Troma.

Same

You know what else is real? narwhals. They’re actual animals. BLOWS MY MIND EVERY TIME I REMEMBER!

I was in Maine last week and it was 3 degrees. If a bear walked across my path I would have slain it and crawled into it bloody carcass.

Thanks a lot Jezebel! I was just coming to terms with the fact that I find JB attractive in a nonsexual puppy kind of way and now I remember that in the year I birthed a child JB was a child.

You’d at least think that Kendall would learn how to walk in heels. I see her and think *clomp clomp clomp clomp* girl needs a southern pageant coach STAT.

And is the perfect recipe when using gluten free flour.

The floofy dresses and long walks in rose gardens, everything else can die in a fire but I want to keep Victorian flounce and flora.

My mother, a Trump supporter, lives across the street from me June-November and I’vebeen avoiding her since Wednesday morning when I had a tantrum and shouted “you never loved me as much as my brother and now you’re going to let Trump be the boss of my uterus!!”

My eldest son (5) has an oral glucose tolerance test and screening for 5 autoantibodies from 8am-11am tomorrow and then we’re going for a burger and to vote.

I’m wearing white and made a little suffragette ribbon for my son to wear.

I had to double check her age when I read “little girl” but I assumed he was an older man and she was a petite person.

It’s sad for them that they’re tone deaf idiots but at least they gave a proper apology and admitted to making a mistake instead of the No-pology that so many celebs use, or even worse the Deflect-ology.

I seriously think I’m missing something here.

I love that this is a very public display of parents supporting their kids expression and promoting a healrhy relationship.