This baby is mine. No really, that’s my youngest son at 4 months old. Nuroo is a company in my area and the local baby store owner suggested him for their videos. It was his first job.

I have it on a Google fi Nexus 5x

I regret not using Frederick with either of my kids. I expected to have a third but things happened and we decided to stop at 2 kids.

My 3 year old is an asshole in bathrooms. He waits until after he pees and it’s my turn then he stands there threatening to open the door all while I try to make sure I’m relaxed enough to pee without bladder spasms, because his 9 lbs 6 oz birth shredded the last fibers of my muscle control after his 8 lbs 13 oz…

Sometimes it feels like HRC is the Leslie Knope of real life. She tries and works so hard but she doesn’t always come across as relatable because she is so practiced.

This could have been me.

Why can’t we just assume that Sulu is a happily married bisexual man in an open relationship?

I have thick and naturally straight hair that reaches my waistband. I wash once a week, I never blow dry it (I loosely twist it and wrap a handkerchief around it to sleep after its washed) and use a boar bristle brush every night before bed to distribute the oils from roots down then wear a satin sleeping cap to…

Wait a minute..... a bat house?!?!? WHY AM I JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS!!!

I was at this exact exhibit about a year ago with my then 2 & 3 year old sons and it is a miracle this is the first time a kid has fallen in. The rails are easy for a kid to get past, the bushes are nothing to a toddler, and the length and twisting of the path makes it so if you do lose site of a kid you have to run…

It used to seem so normal to watch women push laying down but after birthing my two kiddos just want to scream “SQUAT WOMAN! Babies come out easier if you point your vag down instead of out!!”

I always regret looking at Jason Momoas social media pages, that man radiates sex appeal and I end up with the flutters.

I’ve given birth twice without any labor aids (pain meds, IV, forceps, etc.) And both labors were unique and completely different in every way (my water broke before contractions the first time and about a minute before my second exited my body) but what I never expected was that 3 years after my last labor/birth I…

But that hair!!!! She is using her hair as seamlessly as she uses her arms and legs! WHO DOES THAT!?! Its magical and hypnotic and it seems like every few years Janet Jackson burns something stunning into my mind.

Are there specific gene requirements for the development of specific autoantibodies? How much does environment come into play in their development and why can multiple people have identical autoantibodies without manifesting the same conditions?

Peppadew filled with neufchatel and topped with a twist of prosciutto.

Here’s the thing, over the past 10 years everyone got fucked in some way, except the oldest end of the Gen-x crowd, they had it easiest having almost paid off homes and long since paid off student loan. The reason everyone over 29 hates the millenials is because you guys never shut up! For crying out loud, if I had a…

I hope Scarlett Johansson bought the bot for herself and sits around telling ScarBot how pretty she is and drink tea.

It’s an expectation. In reality the person planning the event didn’t think, they went with the standard convention package and figured if they had done something in the past it would be fine to do now.

My mom supports Trump.