I’m with your husband. I really wanted Stallone to get the Oscar.

I’m not sure if I get the joke. I’m really bad at jokes that don’t involve “knock knock” and take more than 10 seconds to tell.

My 3 year old liked it, but he thinks Elmo is as musical genius.

If having sex with Trump would be a positive for the country then I absolutely would. I’m not afraid to use sex as currency for a goal and sex has no value other than what I assign to it. I can shower and laugh at him afterward but I’d likely dust myself off and move on with the day. There are far worse things than…

Well. I officially have the vapors.

Well he sounds like an ass!

I’ve lost 18 pounds in 6 weeks and I could say its because I stopped eating like a pig but the reason I stopped eating is because Zoloft is the best thing ever and now I sleep more than 2 hours a night and I don’t have a stress tiger living in my chest or a nest of confusion snakes in my brain.

Martin Short was born to be the Cat in the Hat.

Omg! This never occurred to me and now I’m all aflutter!!!

I’m very ignorant about immigration issues (the only time I see it written about its either personal or politicians flaunting their racism), can someone direct me to information about the topic that isn’t Republican hate speech?

Where are you buying makeup? I want tote bags!

Lol. I love you. I never new an appliance function could be trash talk.

I have two adorable son’s, I call the oldest Loestrin Sweet Red and the youngest is Depo Provera Muscat.

I disagree with her. I’m fond of it because my whole childhood is filled with 20 minutes of alone time with my mom while she put her makeup on. It was the only time my brother didn’t take over conversation and so I always felt like it was a sacred time of attention that mothers give. Now I do it with my husband while…

I love this song.

My Uncle died when I was a teenager and he had lived in the same town (same house) he was born in for 54 years. Over 600 people signed the guest book during his visitation and my Aunt received every single one of them by the casket, it took 5 hours. It was one of the hardest funerals I’ve seen a family go through and…

We live in the burbs of RI but I order pizza delivery in snow storms. If they’re open (most of the time they are not), I’ll order.

Oh for Foxs sake.

I grew up a homeschooled kid who wasn’t vaccinated and when I was 24 I said “oh shit, vaccines are a good thing!” And tried hopelessly to find a doctor to vaccinate me and finally a family medicine doc who mostly saw kids was like “come here, we’ll check your immunities and fill in the blanks”

I agree in this instance. I like the phrase in general but as it applies to the lack of representation at the Oscars it does not work. Though I do agree that if Idris isn’t getting a nomination then Will definitely shouldn’t. Beast of No Nation was a solid performance, I saw it a week ago and I’m still mad at his…