“It just ain’t that deep.”

I’ve used them as impromptu baby carriers.

I’ve used them as impromptu baby carriers.

You know, I’m okay with people wearing fur if they killed it, skinned it, and sewed it together themselves. You need to stay warm so badly that you’ll hunt a bear and put it on like a bear suit? Okey dokey!

The worst I can come up with is that Coco needs to pull the outter over of her Moby up about 6 inches so the wee babe doesn't fall out. But it’s totally possible she just slipped it down for the photo.

DKA can develop in people with Type 2 but it is uncommon. Most of the time a Type 2 will continue to produce enough insulin to stave off ketosis but in some cases the body can not produce enough insulin to clear the ketones that develop as a result of sustained high blood glucose. If his numbers were excessively high…

Dear Bobby Finger,

I’m still 95% sure he’s just trolling the whole election and is actually a democrat.

Those kids are too cute!!!

I met Dolly once and being near her feels just as good and kind as how she feels to watch on TV. She really is a person filled with goodness.

My two penis endowed children are only marginally interested in any of this. They still don’t have gender identities, partially because they’re under the impression that all people are either male or a momma, and only recently have we needed to chat about their penises.

My world has been rocked. I had no idea that foundation under the lipstick is how to get it to stay.

But why is there a drawing of lips around her lips?

Lizards are number 2 on my list of most terrifying things (the first is frogs, don’t judge!) and that picture made me swoon a little and then I started gagging and had to sit down so I wouldn’t faint.

Nooooooooooo!!!

I love Mariah and I know she has enough money to hire a whole army of staff but.... Where are her kids? It’s like they disappeared after they showed of their nursery.

I think this is a great tool for any time but especially on dates or at a party. I think every college student should get one at orientation and every woman should wear it while dating or when in a new or potentially unstable situation.

I would read his work. Give him a nook to write about the post spotlight complications of each season of reality show cast.

I feel super shitty, I completely missed voting day this year. Its the first time in 10 years that I’ve missed a vote, it snuck up on me and my grandmother died Monday night and I’m trying to get everything coordinated for a cross country drive to her funeral. I just missed it and I feel super bad, at least I don’t…

Dear CT,

I know it’s wrong and I know I’m a very flawed person but I’m glad she said it.