Why would you tell us about that?!?!?

Congratulations!

I can’t help but wonder how long it will be until people are as horrified that sex with robots was illegal as we are that not too long ago it was illegal to be homosexual. I just wonder if there’s really any reason to make laws regulating behavior that isn’t harmful or if we should focus our efforts on social change…

I adored my veil right up until the whole universe decided to have the exact same veil 2 years later and suddenly I realized my wedding pictures were going to be just as cliche as my cousins poofy dresses and raisin lip stick pictures from the early 90s.

We did this!!

I loved Carols housewife arc, LOVED, I’ve been that woman and I’ve known many women like her. The one that politely puts on her shell of civility while carefully keeping her knife sharp and gun loaded. It’s personality camouflage and it has always seemed like a woman’s strongest asset, the ability to be absolutely…

I was really hoping this post was about something more stimulating that hair on/off of heads. :(

I live in Rhode Island and can confirm that it is in fact a real place.

I got a sample through Sephora and sweet mother of monkey milk it was amazing. It’s on my “I wish I wore makeupmore often so I could justify the expense” list.

I feel like Diane Keaton has been stalking me. All of this is my favorite.

His hair is an amazing part of his ability to convey his comedy but I just want to ask about his mom and if he’s always made those sounds and how did she keep from losing her mind.

Awww :(

Not true.

The first page in both of my son’s baby books has the name and year of the bottle of wine I drank the night before finding out I was pregnant. My eldest was a pinot noir and the youngest was a muscato.

Atelier Cologne Sud Magnolia layered with their Vanilla scent is my jam. The Magnolia also layers well with the Rose for what I call “sophisticated grandma has tea”.

I’m already old-ish. Old enough to know the value of how hard it was to break free of the religious patriarchy and to value my autonomy and life. It helps that I moved 800 miles from my childhood home when I was 20.

That’s amazing and very illuminating.

I’m selective about it, my boys are asked to call my close and respected friends Ms. FirstName and Mr. FirstName. I do not ask them to do it for strangers or people who are not of considerable meaning to me.

Um, I kind of think Beiber and JGarner would be a really cute couple.

I would watch a Cook and Cyrus porn.