“Sources say forensic evidence was found on the victim consistent with Rose’s meniscus, ACL, MCL, LCL, PCL, etc.....”

GOATD(ay)

Abortifacient

when you have nothing funny to contribute, but you just want to be a part of this glorious schadenfreudian feast of a thread!

Somebody needs to take a moral stand against all the blue steel in this photo. Turn it down to 9 and a half, brah.

I have had the same reaction to these shows ever since I politely agreed to watch Outlander with Mrs. Recoveringpatriarchist’s mother; okay seems normal, they’re vacationing, then th- WHAT???? the guy goes down on the chick inside some dirty-ass, abandoned-ass castle? Rubbish.

“If you’re black white and you haven’t been successful in the last 50 years millenia, it’s your own fault. You’ve had every opportunity, it was given to you,” she said.

*politely wipes comment juice from sides of mouth*

Every time I see an article with “burned and dismembered” in the title, and I know I shouldn’t click but...

“Local man dislikes explaining why wife is special to him, because ‘yuck,’ but thoroughly enjoys boning her, though.”

**hours earlier**

No reason for grief. Either Gross did or did not read the book before the interview; any publisher with a heartbeat would include such an anecdote in Wambach’s memoir to provoke response, controversy, discussion, and dollars (if she read it), or, in the advance press for the memoir (if she did not).

This is the kind of shit I imagine Hillary actually has on her private email server ... the “real” identity of cud chewing terrorist...

+1

Here’s how NBC covered the Jezebel article, a la Rio:

“Faircloth spotted buying mixing spoons and a metric fuckton of flour...”

“fucking baby arm of a dick”

Women who claim to be the victim of bad editing are just “girls trying to get attention.”

I agree this sends a terrible message to women, but what is the alternative? Her criminal history was enough to land her in prison; most states don’t do that unless you’ve already spent time on probation and in a county jail for a week or so. She admits she’s struggling with sobriety (and I would guess, probably has…

Your plan gives me great frisson. Who’da thought Jez could replace my Reader’s Digest subscription?!