of all the great women on film twitter, you chose this dick who thinks movies started with star wars and the blockbuster era? 

middle america is sick and wrong. as a coastal elite, i only eat the FINEST $1 slices

lisa frank got my old housemate evicted too! wait. actually, he didn’t pay rent either. 

have you ever gone a day without smugly trying to correct someone? 

wow, that provide so much context and information that probably should’ve been in the original story. 

Bush is a war criminal. Ellen hosts a shitty TV show. Their connection doesn’t matter at all unless you desperately need to get attention on Twitter.

All of these attention starved fuckheads need to get a dog. Or a therapist. 

do you ever feel the impulse to try and justify this style of blogging when your story aggregation ends up being totally fucking wrong? 

Supporting your partner is how good relationships work but I won’t pretend that I deserve any credit when my girlfriend finishes a painting just because I was emotionally supportive.

i wish she would’ve given a (probably) more honest answer: “i don’t give a fuck what twitter thinks. thanks.”

maybe there should be one law when you’re drinking claws. *sheds a single tear*

that almost seems like a compliment from where i’m sitting. hell, i wish i was such a good shill that i got paid to do it. 

i like that the trolls here (and a few of the ‘normal’ commenters, too) seem to think that objecting to overly-performative posturing means that one must be a centrist, magachud, or nazi (depending on how riled up they are.)

that’s what the splinter writers/commenters would have done!*

anybody have good experiences with sambal oelek here? i’m sure cooks more comfortable with it have plenty of uses for it and i’m curious but i’d like a second opinion on the flavor before i seek it out (yeah, i’m just being lazy)

oh my god. this was perfect. its just a tsunami of stupidity.

but but but you’re NORMALIZING this! we’re all going to die because this movie was not rightly condemned before wide release. oh the humanity

deleted because i was being pointlessly snarky.

magnificent. 

I can get behind laughing at them, for sure. My hope is that all this handwringing is for nothing and that nothing that can even remotely be described as “inspired by” Joker happens.