you proud of this headline?

i would 100% support any lawyer willing to give it a shot. 

i would love to see his lawyers try that out in court. 

haha, i’ll take the dunks for this one. in my rush to get off my comment i was probably too glib. my guess is that there’s something specific to the legal definitions at play that’s missing from what they did. but i could be totally fucking wrong, too. 

Yeah, i thought about that. i’m not a lawyer and am definitely not privy to any details but my guess would be that an element showing they knowingly intended to make false accusations is missing. that, or blatant corruption. 

(besides wohl’s sec violations) it seems like they are so incredibly incompetent that they can’t get their plans going enough to get to the illegal parts. when i look at these morons i’m amazed that they haven’t choked to death on an ice cube. 

as soon as i saw the headline i just kinda assumed it would be wohl. what an incompetent tool. 

stick to politics.

“is this a pro-labor camp?”—HamNo, probably

i’m pretty sure that sort of question is also a jailable offense  

i’m probably less vocally anti-cop than a lot of people on this site (because i find online posturing stupid and rarely believable) and i still think you’re a moron. 

I love this comment so much I want to take out behind the middle school and get it pregnant. 

i think i’ll have to skip these. i’ve had the hunger before and it didn’t end well. 

I like that your takeaway from her glowing review was that you want to sign up for Apple’s streaming service and not, you know, buy the book. 

Sometimes the typos/errors on this website amaze me. I have to wonder how someone can write that headline and then include the actual numbers in the article without seeing the mistake. 

and this whole time i thought stephen miller reproduced asexually like fungus 

this entire repetitive masturbatory exchange was so, so splinter.

this should be posted in every single article

but lizzo is cool this month so we must stan 

Trump speech pattern sounds like what I imagine my thoughts would sound like if my brain was deprived of oxygen.