It definitely reminded me of trying to scramble to complete a college paper and just forcing a conclusion in order to turn something in on time. 

bro, you gotta check out this barstool website. no politics at all! its real funny, bro, and their boss is the coolest. he’s like a washed out alcoholic-looking dude who never grew up. he’s like peter pan and barstool is like neverland but with a lot more misogyny.

Hm, yeah, I see that. I think I just got thrown off by Cills’ reference to general information about Devins and her murderer being obviously unrelated. It seems weird to me to come down firmly and decide what information is or isn’t relevant just yet (minus the trash from 4chan and the information from commentators…

There’s something weird to me about this article and I can’t quite put my finger on what it is. Maybe its that you object to news outlets highlighting that they met online and that their online selves might be relevant to her murder? 

Progress for workers might be slow and frustrating but Figueroa’s work showed that it can be fruitful and improve lives even if the largest goals are frequently stalled. 

do you copy this to your clipboard every time you open splinter?

you know you put more effort into editing your posts than the authors do, right? 

“I find that line funnier than any of the self-deprecating, voicey late-aughts blogger-style asides that pad Sissy’s pages.”

but now with dirty fry oil! see, that sounds better to me. mmm. chicken and meth

You forgot Bret Stephens. 

“I don’t know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!”

I would’ve thought that Popeye’s was an improvement over Florida’s typical ambient smell. 

yer outta yer goddamn mind *looks at nearly empty fifth of whiskey*

but that’s how i get all my bad takes

but this one time they jumped off a bridge and then i jumped off a bridge...

yeah but if i signal boost or retweet someone who isn’t left enough then the cool kids might call me a fascist.

I also thought it was strange that some of the critique here seems to find issue with the act being well rehearsed and a performance? I guess Chavez could mean that it was overly slick but i didn’t quite get that from her words. It feels overly cynical to use “this performance of emotion is less moving because it is a…

hey guys, i found nick martin’s old burner!

“Those of you wise enough to read Splinter”

i don’t think you know much about the justice system.